Sometimes the hero of a story speaks arrogantly, rudely, or is an atheist. The admin simply transcribes the sentence from the hero’s mouth and writes my name next to it! This is how you find my timeless phrases, such as: “The weak must be subjugated – Ahmed Khaled” or “I offer future generations gleams of wisdom they will never find anywhere else – Ahmed Khaled” or “It is quite clear that the universe created itself without the need for a Creator – Ahmed Khaled.”
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